But I got to thinking. I'm a technological savvy geek who has worked as a software engineer and systems administrator for more than 16 years, and yet captchas constantly befuddle me. I don't know if it is my eyesight (yes, I go to the optometrist once a year) or my brain (there's no hope there), but inevitably when I want to enter something, I end up squinting at those indecipherable pictures and typing in nonsensical words only to have the damn thing tell me I'm wrong. Then, it's onto another couple of unreadable words.
Yes, I've requested new unreadable words, without success until the fourth or fifth try. I've even tried the audio captchas for the visually impaired. Evidently, I'm hearing impaired too. I'd swear I hear the words and by golly, the captcha checker still bonks. I figure at some point either I get it right or more often than not, I give up.
I understand that captchas are to keep the spambots at bay. There's nothing more annoying than seeing male enhancement spam from some stupid bot when you're reading a blog about anything but. And the spambots are getting clever enough to read captchas designed for humans. I've seen it on my own forums that the spambots are quite capable of getting around captchas and other defenses designed to defeat them. But when the humans are having trouble deciphering the words, I think it's time to start looking at other less obtrusive measures.
I'd like to think I'm still technology savvy. I've got a smart phone. I have facebook, twitter and other social media accounts. Hell, I even link my accounts together so posts from one blog will show up in other media. So, captchas shouldn't be a problem, either. Right?
No doubt if you make a comment here on this post, you have to run the gauntlet and enter a captcha to prove you're a human. It's stupid, really, if you've already got an account on the blog server. Likewise, if you buy e-books from publishers or e-book stores, you shouldn't have to prove you've bought the book. The technology should be there to recognize who you are without making you jump through more hoops than a circus animal.
Like captchas, Digital Rights Management is insidious. They're both a stupid, intrusive fix to a problem that is pervasive throughout the internet. As an author/publisher, I don't want my books or my authors' books pirated. When you read a pirated copy, you're not stealing from a megacorporation with huge profits--you're stealing from me, my authors, artists, and editors. We make money by selling books. I pay them in royalties, so every book you buy pays those in the chain. We price our books to be affordable--less than $3 per book in most cases, so there isn't a huge incentive to steal our books.
DRM angers readers. I know that when I bought an e-book some time ago that had DRM with it, I could only use it on a particular computer or device. The reality is that I read books everywhere--on my phone, on my e-book reader, on my computer, and yes, I even want my husband to be able to access my e-books too, so on his computer as well. If I find something of interest, (let's say, a recipe), I want to print it out. I am not going to take someone's book and splash it up on the web or resell it.
The silly thing is, the professional book pirates already know how to defeat DRM. DRM keeps the mostly honest people from accessing their e-books the way they want to. DRM treats everyone like a criminal while not keeping the criminals out, like captcha.
My point is that some technology we can do without. Instead of coming up with a kludge like captcha or DRM, take other steps to keep the bad guys in their corner. One is keeping the price of e-books affordable. Sure, there are those who are going to want to steal your book regardless of what you price it, but those people are in the minority. A $2.99 book is cheaper than your favorite latte at your local coffeehouse.
Now, if I could only get Mishka to explain to my mother-in-law why I'm not in the phone book.
This post first appeared on the Sky Warrior Books Blog.